Oh...yeah....

Ethan got a tent from my brother and sister-in-law for his birthday. He REALLY wanted to sleep outside in it TONIGHT, instead of in the living room. The conversation on the way home from the party went as follows:
Ethan: "Dad...it says right here on the box..."You cannot use this tent inside! It will rip it!""
Dad: "Ethan...it doesn't say that. Stop lying to me."
Ethan: "I'm not lying dad. It really does say that right here on the box."
Dad: "Ethan...you can't read."
Ethan: "Oh...yeah........."